“Geez… this is just so unexpected. To win Outstanding Fictional Character on the Web is just… wow… I never dreamed of this. I don’t think anyone ever dreamed of this.“Before anything else, I would like to congratulate Tina Fey for nabbing both awards in Acting and Writing. I guess I should thank you for being an inspiration to me, for always making me laugh, especially for your Sarah Palin impersonation, and for creating the character Liz Lemon, who eats as much as I do.
“I would also like to congratulate the Emmy voters for finally waking up to their senses and awarding ‘Mad Men’—one helluva exquisite show—with the Oustanding Drama Series trophy. I would like to question, though, why Michael Emerson didn’t nab the Supporting Actor award. When Alex (on ‘Lost’) was killed in front of Ben, I thought that Mr. Emerson delivered one fine performance that even deserved a lifetime achievement award. I also question why that ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ guy won Best Actor in a Drama. I didn’t even know a show such as ‘Breaking Bad’ exists. I really think the award should’ve gone to the consistently brilliant Hugh Laurie, or the intense Michael C. Hall, or the nuanced Jon Hamm. But, no, you had to award it to someone I don’t give a fig about—although that guy was OK during his ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ years.
“That being said, I’m still grateful for this award, even if there were no other nominees competing with me, and that you didn’t include this on the program earlier. It did hurt me a bit that the presenter that you chose for this award was Clay Aiken, as if you guys wanted to make a statement.
“Anywho, I would like to take this moment now to acknowledge Super Inday2x, a superheroine who will have her own segment on my show soon, and to my creator: the infamous and not-so-narcissistic ryeisdead, who’s still depressed over what’s been happening in their household.
“And last but not the least, I would like to thank… please, don’t play the music yet… wait… I’m not done yet… I would like to thank my agent—“
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hahahahahhaha. gaka imagine naku ni nga scene oh..
ReplyDelete“And last but not the least, I would like to thank… please, don’t play the music yet… wait… I’m not done yet… I would like to thank my agent—“
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nagkatawa ko!!! hahahaha. mura ko buang dani hehehe. gaka imagine nku gi palungan ug mic si Lead Character.. ehehehe
nindot, nindot. fan na kaau ko ani nga blog oi. hehe.
cath
oh fark!!!! they killed alex????!!!!
ReplyDeletecath: hehehe. thanks! i originally don't like how this entry ends, but i'm glad that you find it amusine, nonetheless. ;-)
ReplyDeletein6words: I'M SO SORRY FOR THE SPOILER!!! i told you watch Season 4 already! hehehehe.
cant wait for super inday2x's release. that'll surely increase your traffic.
ReplyDelete@jabberedonion--> you ha, you're talking traffic na. hahaha. ;-)
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